And it's all true, I swear. For I
Remember stupid things like that.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 12, 6, 301 and 39?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"
*SHOUTOUTS*
Now this is the part were I give my friends and associates the fame LOL!:
Arron, Samone, Ashley, Candace, India, Jackie, Shykila, Keiauna, Poppy, Carly, Courtney Hall, Kayla, Markey, Telly, Shelt, Maurice, John, Joey, Jared, Kristen, Chelsey, Laura, Lauren, Jamie, Christa, Anthony, Alana, Maximo, Willie, Raymond, Laurenti, Lorenzo, Ashley W., Shan, Shayla Cassie, Tanay, Darena, Sammy, Bubba, Keith, Furgie, Matt, Tyler Chauss, Emizzo, Peter, Chris, Ozzy, Seqoya, Le'Anne, Tasha, Brittney,Cassie, Ron, Ashley, Raquel. Erin, Cayla, and last but not least Jessica! If I forgot your name then i'm really sry but you not my friend! Lol! Just playin! All you have to do is tell me and I'll fix it! (just to be a good friend)
An understanding friend is better than a therapist; And cheaper too!
"hEY iM sO fLy" - SAMONE
"yOUr nOt fLY "- CICELY
"yOUR hIGH"- CICELY
im sittin here missin u....
Listening is just as important as talking.
*cicely loves you*
When Mary was six months pregnant with her third child, her three year old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"
EvErYoNe sEe's wHo i ApPeAr tO bE
bUT oNlY a fEw kNoW tHe rEaL mE
yOu OnlY sEe wHat i cHoOsE 2 sHoW
TheReS sO mUcH bEhINd My sMiLe
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Every day I wake up
I hope I'm dreamin
I can't believe this shit
Can't believe you ain't here
Sometimes it's just hard for me to wake up
It's hard to just keep goin
It's like I feel empty inside without you bein here
I would do anything man, to bring you back
I'd give all this stuff the whole knot
You was the greatest... IS the greatest
**Read Dis**
*¨¨*SoMe GuYs aRe pLaYeRs*¨¨*
*¨¨*iTs a KnoWN FacT*¨¨*
*¨¨*So DoNT FaLL iN LoVe*¨¨*
*¨¨*JusT pLaY ThE pLaYa BacK*¨¨*
Life is not like a box of chocolates... I always know what I'm gonna get!
Laughter makes the world a happier place.
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i sit
which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch??
hahah did u swear on the first 1???
"When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandfather Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep. Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In His Car."
Gurlies always remember...
Guyz are like public toilets...
There either taken...
Or full of crap!
gEeK,pUnK,pREp
let me c ur 1 2 step
party hard
rock and roll
were the class you cnt control
girls are hott
boyz are fly
we're the best you can't deny
if ya dont wanna get hurt dont mess with the wise
yeah were the class of 2009!
Susie Lee done fell in love; she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy about it all she told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Susie gal, you will have to find another.
I'd just as soon your Ma don't know, But Joe is your Half Brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe & planned to marry Will, but after telling Pappy this, He said,
"There is trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal, & please don't tell your mother, but Will & Joe, & several more I know is your Half Brother.
But Mama knew & said, my child, just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or Marry Joe. You ain't no kin to Pappy.
LiFe Is FuLL oF DeCiSiOnS
¤»sO bE CaReFuL WhAt YoU ChOoSe«
°*CuZ LiFe iS YoUrS tO ChEriSh*
¤BuT iT's aLsO YoUrS tO LoSe¤
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friends stab you in the back
boyfriends stab u in the heart
BEST friends dont carry weapons!
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WhEn ThE GoInG GeTs tOuGh
GiVe uP YoU lOoSeR!
I LiKe EgGs AnD BaCoN oN a hOT PeIcE Of bReAd 
I aM nOt A TeAsE jUsT a ReAiMdEr oF wHaT yOu CaNt Have
YA GRANDMOMZ PLAYS FREEZE TAG IN DA PHARMACY
"I'm going crazy"
"Your not going crazy you are going sane in a crazy world"
"Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best."
1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DiE for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A SMiLE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special&unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
Hamlet's "To be, or not be" Soliloquy
William Shakespeare
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consumation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To Sleep? Perchance to dream! aye there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of such long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pang's of depised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
*gotta love the shakespeare*
GOD IS MY HOMEBOY!
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Always Remember
Always eat up all the food on your plate,
Don't let your clock go slow, or you will be late.
Never tell your children french letters are no good,
AND REMEMBER -- Never tell anyone a joke you don't understand
because the punchline could be rude.
Always tell your mother you've put clean undies on,
Don't talk about anyone until you're sure they've gone.
Never sell a friend a car that will not work,
AND REMEMBER -- Never show the film 'Midnight Express' to
anyone who just happens to be a Turk.
In argument, truth always prevails finally; in politics, falsehood always
Love Poem
I love you like a cold pint
on a red hot summer day
I love you like a Kewell goal
as Leeds beat Scum away
I love you like the crash chord
played in 'Won't Get Fooled Again'
I love you like a Python sketch
they're all etched on my brain
I love you like the feel of cash
first issued clean and crisp
I love you like a twenty-one
that turns up when I twist
I love you like the nightcap
that sets me up for bed
I love you like the musty smell
that permeates my shed
I love you just like everything
that ever gave me pleasure
so please accept this sickly verse
and snoggery beyond measure <<<<<<<<-----------====== (you know who you are!)
My Little Coconut
I met him at the graveyard,
Where I was digging holes,
For the stiffs discarded daily,
By the local old folks' home
He came out of the shadows,
And a stench filled the air,
He was naked as a jaybird,
With braided armpit hair
He said that he was lonely,
But let me tell ya what,
I knew from that moment,
He'd be my little coconut
I said that I was lonely too,
I was lookin' for a thrill,
Someone kinda special,
And I thought he'd fill the bill
His one good eye was blue,
While the other had a patch,
And the dead skin fell like snow,
Every time he scratched
Yeah, he really was a sweetie,
With a very ample butt,
No one else could touch him,
Not my little coconut
He stuck a finger in his nose,
And dug around a while,
Then yanked a big blue boogie out,
And we both began to smile
We ran towards each other,
We met, then sucked some face,
And his greenish rotten teeth,
Left of funky aftertaste
He had a special presence,
Not a looker, nor a slut,
Nothing could really quite define,
My little coconut
So we decided then and there,
That we'd never be apart,
And he played a wedding tune,
With a single, high pitched fart
I will never know again,
All the joy I felt that day,
It was just within my grasp,
Then suddenly yanked away
For as we danced upon the tombstones,
Lost in love and lust,
My baby took a header,
And split his little coconut
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Ambition has but one reward for all: A little power, a little transient fame; A grave to rest in, and a fading name!******************************
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